political correctness
New Species of Butt Monkeys Discovered
Behold, the Monkus Buttus Crackeditush in all its wonder.
Hillary’s New James Comey Inspired Bumper Sticker – updated
From The Hill today, we find that the “FBI didn’t record Clinton interview, [and]did not administer sworn oath“. Hillary was heard saying, “Thank you, Jesus. Whoops. I mean thank you, James.”
Hillary Clinton did not swear an oath to tell the truth before meeting with the FBI for three and a half hours last weekend, and the interview was not
recorded, FBI Director James Comey told House lawmakers on Thursday.
The lack of a sworn oath does not remove the possibility of criminal penalties against Clinton if she lied to the FBI, though he said he had “no basis to conclude” that she was untruthful.
“Still a crime to lie to us,” Comey told the House Oversight Committee.
FBI policy is not to record interviews as part of its investigations.
Hillary – “I Am Not a Crook”
What’s with the beard thing going on? Where’ my Electrologist?
Not to be outdone, “Tricky Dicky” responds from the Neverwhere.
LGBTQ Appreciation Day at the Local Mosque
I’ll Throw the Rice or the Rose Petals or even the Rainbows for that event.
Poop-Suit Olympics
We’re filing this bit of sludge under the heading of “bring your own TP”.
The Kansas City Star reports, “U.S. rowing team will use sewage-proof suits at Rio Olympics.”
It’s a month before the start of the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, and each day seemingly brings more disturbing news.
Athletes are staying away because of Zika virus concerns, police are saying
The good news for U.S. rowers is that they have sewage-proof suits.
