political correctness

It’s Acme Pumpkin Season

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Time brings us “The 9 Rules of Every Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner Cartoon“.

The Looney Tunes universe had boundaries as severe as an Acme anvil to the head.

A list of rules for the creators of the Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons acme_pumpkin_wile_e_coyotehas been circulating online and the instructions explain why every episode was almost exactly the same.

Rules for the show include a restriction on dialogue (save for “Beep-beep!”), setting (“All action must be confined to wile_e_coyotes_9_rulesthe natural environment of the two characters — the Southwest American desert”) and outcomes (“The coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures”). There’s even an instruction on who the real enemy of Wile E. is: “gravity.”

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Today’s Bacon – What’s On Your Shopping List??

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Let’s see…. Bacon. More Bacon. Peppered Bacon. Maple Bacon. Thick Bacon. Thin Bacon. Even More Bacon.

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Where Was Crooked Hillary on 9/11??

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Well, it wasn’t in New York City as she claims here in a stump speech. Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire.

She was actually here, in Washington DC. But, hey, the relationship Hillary has with the truth is like horseshoes or hand grenades. Close counts, doesn’t it. Or maybe the ‘intention’ is what really, really matters.