New NFL ‘Player Designed’ Helmet

In keeping with the spirit of “Letting the inmates run the asylum”, the leadership of the NFL has approved the new “player designed” headgear. Kumbaya, Bro….

A groundskeeper was heard saying about the new headgear, “Pussies to the left of me, pussies to the right. Pussies upstairs in the Broadcast booth, pussies in the Owner’s box and pussies in the Commissioners Office. There’s so many pussies in the NFL now that I’m catching a case of the cramps.”

Kick ‘Spuds Mackenzie’ And His Buddies To The Curb

Are you fed up with Big Sports, Big TV, Big Endorsements, and Big Beer demanding your money, your time and your loyalty and then disrespecting you, your Values, your Flag, your Country, your Service Men and Women, and Your Law Enforcement Officers?  Send them a message.  Tell them they need you a whole lot more than you need them.  Tell them that if they turn their back on our Flag that you’ll turn your back on them.  You could start with that ugly dog, Spuds.  You know.  The one that hawks the Bud Light suds.

Click on Spuds to go to the Anheuser-Busch Contact page

 

The News Hour with Kim Jong-RocketMan

Meet ESPN and The NFL Network’s newest talent.  It’s speculated that Kim Jong-RocketMan will be not only have a Weekend Show talking both sports and politics, but also be doing a three minute spot prior to the start of each game.  RocketMan states that the yet unnamed spot will definitely not have any socially divisive music.  And “that’s the way it is“.

More Liberal ‘Bricks In The Wall’

Good job ‘Lefties’. The Mercury News reports, “UC Berkeley’s ‘Free Speech Week’ officially canceled.”

A conservative UC Berkeley student group that had been working with right-wing provocateur Milo Yiannopoulos to host a “Free Speech Week” on campus officially called off the four-day program on Saturday.

Liberal ‘Re-Education’ Process at UC – Berkeley

 

But the former columnist for the “alt-right” Breitbart News doubled down on his promise to go through with the event, leaving university and law enforcement officials wading into an unpredictable, potentially violent showdown on Sunday.

Some obligatory angst from Pink Floyd – “Another Brick In The Wall”