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Daily Darwin – Hot Dog Bandit Shoots Self In His Junk

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Darwin says there is something about a hot dog stand robbery gone awry that warms the cockles of his heart.  See the Breitbart report, “Suspect Robs Chicago Hot Dog Stand, Accidentally Shoots Self in Penis“.  Ouch!!

Darwin, still wincing after visualizating the havoc a bullet would render upon ones ‘ownliest’ genomes, stated for the record, “That Home Boy really knows how to chlorinate a genome pool.”

“Shot in the Junk-O-Meter” courtesy of HeyJackass.com

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Snoop Dogg R.I.P. – Hang Up Those SoCal 90’s

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Bashing Trump won’t make the Dogg any more relevant than his Adidas SoCal 90’s footwear.  Snoop.  Why don’t you just Fade Away and Party Like It’s 1999, instead of giving black and brown people more excuses to murder each other?

Chicago Murders courtesy of HeyJackass.com