I really like the “gardening tools”.
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50 Shades of Burqa
The working title for the 50 Shades of Grey movie sequel is “Burqa Bondage in Black”.
Baby It’s Cold Outside
Hey Abdullah, forget about your camel and that screaming goat. Meet your true love….
Spanky and Our Gang
President Darla has on the “cutest” little denim skirt, ever.
Obama’s Weapon of Choice
If he has his way (along with his fellow travelers at the UN) all we would have to defend ourselves with would be an ‘effing club.
University of Whine
Do you need help filling out your complaint about your newest, worst owie ever?
One Brick Short
You could say our Commander in Chief is “one brick short of a wall”. Gotta keep that evil Canadian oil out of the country, but terrorists? Not so much.
