Voters. Do you want “Free College”, “Free Housing”, “Free Food”, “Free Phones”, “Free Transportation”, “Free Childcare”, or “Free Healthcare” with that Meat Sauce?
liberals
The Cure for Climate Change
If AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) were real, this would be the cure.
Obamagun
It might make a semi-useful club…
ADHD
Wait for it…..
Ahhhhh.
Bernie Math
Bernie Math is a subset of the Common Core Educational System. It’s a Liberal’s notion of a wet dream.
Chiraq – Bullet Cams
From the Onion, “Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams“.
CHICAGO—In response to calls for increased transparency and accountability, the Chicago Police Department announced Friday that it will begin monitoring
all interactions with the public by using new bullet cams. “To ensure that all contact between law enforcement officers and residents is properly documented, five megapixel, high-definition cameras will be affixed to our standard-grade 9mm Luger caliber ammunition,” said Chicago Police Department Interim Superintendent John Escalante, adding that the bullet cams will capture the majority of public interactions and store them in a database.
Oktoberfest – 2029
You won’t be finding any beer and brats at the “New Germany’s” Oktoberfest celebration.
Crafting a Foreign Policy
Meet the Obama Administration’s Foreign Policy chefs. As you can see, they are working 24/7 to keep us safe.
