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Daily Darwin – Cabin Fever, AGW Style
Darwin duly notes that this “fevered” camper was undoubtedly crazed by AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather). Otherwise, what the ‘effing hell would he have been doing on the roof of his cabin during avalanche season? Not only was he risking freezing the family jewels (not good for the old genome count), but burying them until Spring Thaw–which has been known to decrease the opportunity to pass those very genomes along.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Rethinking Sustainable Diets
This Sustainable Diet is the natural outcome of the intermingling of Common Core with Common Cordwood. Beavers love it. Humans, not so much.
Hillary’s Own Voter Thinks She’s Full of BS
Watch as this young, female, targeted Hillary voter shows her obvious disgust with Hillary’s continued bullshit. You know it’s pretty deep when even hand-picked audience members (the ones in the prime seats) can’t gag it down. That look was priceless and probably very similar to the one that caused Monica to blurp up a stain on the ol’ blue dress.
Call 1-800-MOVE-A-LIB
Call Now!! It will be too late for reservations after next Tuesday’s Electoral Blow-out. It’s guaranteed to be like a “Super Colon Detox Cleanse” for the American electorate. Hurry. Hurry. Hurry. Libs don’t be caught with your pants down.
AGW – Academy Award Style
Thanks for the lecture, Leonardo….
Here’s a glimpse into Leo’s Greener Than Thou lifestyle. It sucks to be so self-righteous….
Now That’s a YUUUGE Border Fence
Someone from CNN needs a lessen in Geography. Of course, by Common Core standards, close counts as a win, right? Hey, they showed up….
From the Huffington Post, “Austria Plans Border Fence With Slovenia To Control Migrant Flow“.
Austria will build a 3.7-km (2.5-mile) fence on either side of its busiest border crossing with Slovenia to help manage the flow of thousands of migrants a day onto its territory, senior officials said on Friday.
It was the latest move by a country on Europe’s main migratory corridor, stretching from Greece to Germany, to manage or curb the influx since hundreds of thousands started streaming into Austria and Germany two months ago, putting severe strain on the European Union’s prized system of open borders.
Slovenia began erecting its own razor-wire fence along parts of its frontier with Croatia on Wednesday, saying it aimed to assert better control over the migrant flow onto its soil that began shortly after Hungary built fences on its southern border to keep the marching crowds out.
America’s New Navy – 1800’s Style
In case you missed it because you were watching the Presidential Debates and exercising your right to vote in the Primaries, The Washington Times reports, “Pentagon orders commanders to prioritize climate change in all military actions“. We are so screwed….
The Pentagon is ordering the top brass to incorporate climate change into virtually everything they do, from testing weapons to training troops to war
planning to joint exercises with allies.
A new directive’s theme: The U.S. Armed Forces must show “resilience” and beat back the threat based on “actionable science.”
It says the military will not be able to maintain effectiveness unless the directive is followed. It orders the establishment of a new layer of bureaucracy — a wide array of “climate change boards, councils and working groups” to infuse climate change into “programs, plans and policies.”
