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Who Dresses This Woman, Hillary Clinton?
The resemblance is uncanny. The only difference is body count. According to The Independent, “Mao’s Great Leap Forward ‘killed 45 million in four years’“. How many bodies could Hillary rack up if given four years?
Mao Zedong, founder of the People’s Republic of China, qualifies as the greatest mass murderer in world history, an expert who had unprecedented
access to official Communist Party archives said yesterday.
Speaking at The Independent Woodstock Literary Festival, Frank Dikötter, a Hong Kong-based historian, said he found that during the time that Mao was enforcing the Great Leap Forward in 1958, in an effort to catch up with the economy of the Western world, he was responsible for overseeing “one of the worst catastrophes the world has ever known”.
Mr Dikötter, who has been studying Chinese rural history from 1958 to 1962, when the nation was facing a famine, compared the systematic torture, brutality, starvation and killing of Chinese peasants to the Second World War in its magnitude. At least 45 million people were worked, starved or beaten to death in China over these four years; the worldwide death toll of the Second World War was 55 million.
O.J. Says Forget That Glove Thing
I got the perfect Defense now. Comey, your my new BFF (Best FBI Friend).
Awww. Finding Dory….
Packaged. In your grocers case. Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
Hey, for fifty bucks a pound, there’s probably a lot of son-in-laws looking at their honey’s Mum’s selfie on Facebook and doing the math….
Hillary – “I Am Not a Crook”
What’s with the beard thing going on? Where’ my Electrologist?

Not to be outdone, “Tricky Dicky” responds from the Neverwhere.

Poop-Suit Olympics
We’re filing this bit of sludge under the heading of “bring your own TP”.
The Kansas City Star reports, “U.S. rowing team will use sewage-proof suits at Rio Olympics.”
It’s a month before the start of the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, and each day seemingly brings more disturbing news.
Athletes are staying away because of Zika virus concerns, police are saying
they won’t be able to protect tourists and a Reuters report says a drug-resistant “super bacteria” has been found Guanabara Bay.
The good news for U.S. rowers is that they have sewage-proof suits.







