In the Battle of First Ladies, never bring a “knife to a gun fight”.
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Terrorist Crab Alert
BOLO. BOLO. Be On The Lookout for a terrorist knife wielding Crab. Last seen on the parking lot of Joe’s Crab Shack. Consider him “Armed and Dangerous”.
Trump’s Tribble Troubles
The Trouble with Trumps Toupee is that it has Tribbles.
Girls with Guns Meet Colonel Sanders
Which came first? The Chicken or the AR-15? Wait. That was supposed to be, “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?”
**Answer to “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?” To gather the game it shot from about 200 yards on the other side of the road.
***No crap please about shooting across a road–it was a tasteless joke.
****Well maybe not tasteless, ’cause it “tastes like CHICKEN!!” (drumroll)
New Species of Butt Monkeys Discovered
Behold, the Monkus Buttus Crackeditush in all its wonder.
WTF – Parallel Parking Lesson
Although efficient, this method of parallel parking needs to have a “don’t try this at home” disclaimer.
Try this method instead –
Bashful Bladder??
Looking at this could stop up a race horse.
This 4th of July!! Knievel Jumps Congress
I can’t wait to see the CAT D-9 Dozer fly…
Today’s Bacon – Cleanliness is Next to Baconess
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