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Democrats Remake ‘One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest’
The only one missing is Jack Nicholson. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Here’s Jackie!!!
Daily Darwin – Melon For My ‘Melon’
Darwin notes that when one uses their melon as a melon-smasher, that same one’s genomes are likely to get more melon than was bargained for.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Pre-Hump ‘Hump Day’ Quiz
GEICO Hump Day Camel Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlFg-a1AJCU
Colin Caepernick Signs For 2 Seasonings
Sources say that Colin Capernick, the Free Agent Quarterback, has just put together a multi-seasoning deal with the nation’s Number One franchise. Terms of the deal have not been fully disclosed, but sources say that at least 2 seasonings, a special sauce, 2 all beef patties and a sesame bun could be involved. He will be required to wear appropriate head-gear at all times and also take a ‘Spanish is My First Language’ refresher course.
1975 McDonalds Commercial Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce….
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