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Unilever’s Next Dove Advertising ‘Shit Storm’

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Having washed their hands of their last lambasted ‘transitions‘ ad, Unilever-Dove has doubled-down with this new Mooch-Melania transition themed ad.

The story from CNBC, “Dove apologizes after social media users skewer soap ad as racist.”

Personal care brand Dove said a recent marketing campaign “missed the mark in representing women of color thoughtfully,” amid criticism that the advertisements were racially insensitive.

**FakeNews Alert**

Daily Darwin – Genius Jousters

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Darwin hilariously observes that the genomes of these genius jousters are most certainly larger than their inadequately sized brains.  Which, unfortunately for those self-same genomes, may no longer be true as it is a fact that one’s genomes never retain their original size after a confrontation with a high speed moving object.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Kickboxing Before Coffee

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Darwin is never surprised by the number of genomes that end up being crushed by coffee deprived morning kickboxers. He again, restates the rules for a.m. kickboxing. Make sure you are fully awake and in charge of your senses. Have your coffee. By all means, go down stairs for your bout. And finally, make sure your target is something softer, more padded, and less breakable than your ownlinest bare, naked foot.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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