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Gunshots and Explosions and Soda Cans, Oh My!
The Daily Caller reports that, “MSNBC Host Reporting On Youtube Active Shooter Confuses Soda Can Opening For Gunshots“. The incident made for a most excellent Wizard of Oz, “Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!” moment, don’t you think?
A bizarre moment occurred during the network’s on-air coverage of the YouTube
headquarters shooting when host Nicolle Wallace confused a soda pop can opening for potential gun shots.
That’s when the near-unmistakable sound of a soda can opening – for some reason, live on-air – could be heard on the MSNBC set.
“I think we just heard some gunshots,” Wallace reported. “Should we listen to that for a second, control room? Not gunshots? OK. They’ll tell us if there’s something we need to — to dip in and listen to.”
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! – “The Wizard of Oz”
https://youtu.be/NecK4MwOfeI
Booby – Blue Footed Style
Awww!! Mayhap not the style of boobie one was expecting…
Or perhaps, the Boobie – Bottle Opener style would come closer to expectations….
SJW’s – ‘Tools’ Blaming Tools
**Tool – Tool: (noun)
1.) A guy with a hugely over-inflated ego, who in an attempt to get un-due attention for himself, will act like a jackass, because, in his deluded state, he will think it’s going to make him look cool, or make others want to be like him. The person may even insincerely apologize later on, but only in an attempt to get more attention, or to excuse his blatantly intentional, and unrepentantly tool-ish behavior.
2.) Someone whose ego FAR exceeds his talent, intelligence, and likeability. But, of course, he is clueless regarding that fact. He erroneously thinks he is THE MAN!
3.) Someone who others normally refer to as a prick, dick, or schmuck.
4.) David Hogg
Daily Darwin – Key Cleaner Award
Darwin chortles about the most recent April Fools prank going around. He surmises that the unwitting fools got quite a shock to the old genomes when they inserted their keys into the ‘key cleaning machine’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Girls With Guns – ‘Bunny Portable Missile System’ BPM136 AT4
**M136 AT4 Light Anti-Armor Weapon
AGW – Roof Snow Shoveling 101
Here’s what NOT to do….
Here’s a better plan….
And here’s the best plan yet…. No shoveling required.
