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Daily Darwin – Tastes Like Stupid

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Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”

Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”

Finger lickin’ good.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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PC Guide to the Galaxy

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Call me crazy (unless that’s too UN-PC), I thought Halloween costumes by their very nature were supposed to be edgy, stretching  the bounds of good taste.  But no, left to the campus PC Police, it’s plain vanilla for us all.  Did I just step in it with the “vanilla” reference?  Impossible, isn’t it?

According to RT.com, “Colleges are providing costume consultants, flowcharts for Halloween sensitivity“.

Universities are nipping politically incorrect costumes in the bud this Halloween. Some have put up sensitivity flowcharts and flyers with the phone numbers of consultants students can call to make sure their costume doesn’t offend anyone.

Islam_Burqa_3_Kids_Not“Unsure if your costume is offensive? Don’t be scared to ask questions,” a State University of New York at Geneseo poster reads, with the contact information of no less than five campus officials listed below.

If that wasn’t enough, Geneseo also provided a flowchart to show them the way of inclusive Halloween partying.

Wesleyan University implemented a similar measure this year to combat insensitivity.

“Check yourself and your friend,” the flyer advises, suggesting that students ask if their costumes “mock cultural religious symbols such as dreadlocks, headdresses, afros, [and] bindis” or “trivialize human suffering, oppression, and marginalization.”

 

Daily Darwin – Weather Wins

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Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch.  He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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New Trump Handler

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I hear the “Donald” has a new right hand man in charge of his debate prep.  Folks in the know say this guy has really fired up Mr. Trump.  Something about turning Dr. Carson into second hand “chitlins”.

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**Chitterlings – sometimes spelled/pronounced chitlins or chittlins) are usually the small intestines of a pig, although the intestines of cattle and other animals are sometimes so named when used as a foodstuff.