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Chiraq – Bullet Cams

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From the Onion, “Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams“.

CHICAGO—In response to calls for increased transparency and accountability, the Chicago Police Department announced Friday that it will begin monitoring Guns_Chiraqall interactions with the public by using new bullet cams. “To ensure that all contact between law enforcement officers and residents is properly documented, five megapixel, high-definition cameras will be affixed to our standard-grade 9mm Luger caliber ammunition,” said Chicago Police Department Interim Superintendent John Escalante, adding that the bullet cams will capture the majority of public interactions and store them in a database.

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Drone Season Opens

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Do to the most productive “drone spawning event” ever this year, Director Cousin Bubba has declared that Drone Season will begin immediately and run indefinitely — 24/7-365 for your hunting pleasure.  And yes, road hunting from a vehicle and spotlighting are both allowed.  And encouraged.

The Bow-netting and Spear-casting seasons will now run concurrently.  Falconry is allowed at your own risk, but discouraged do to the large number of shotgunners participating this year.

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Sound Investment Advice

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You can go a long way before you find better investment advice than this. We do however, recommend a diversified portfolio.  For example:  .45 ACP, .40 S&W, 5.56 NATO, 12 Gauge 00 Buck, 30-06 Springfield, 22LR HP are all good choices to include as part of any balanced portfolio.

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