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Pope Says “Screw Borders”

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From the Pope’s mouth to your ears, “We don’t need no ‘effing borders”.  Well maybe not in those exact words, but here’s what he did say.  According to the AP, “Pope [says] to young on Poland trip: Believe ‘in a new humanity’“.

Pope_Vatacan_Wall_02“People may judge you to be dreamers, because you believe in a new humanity, one that rejects hatred between peoples, one that refuses to see borders as barriers and can cherish its own traditions without being self-centered or small-minded,” Francis told his flock, many of them in their late teens, 20s or 30s.

But the Pope is a “do as I say, not as I do” kind of guy….err, Pope.  See what I mean.  These are the walls he lives behind.

And don’t get me started on guns…

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New Government Required Gender Sensitive Label For Firearms

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With the surge in firearms sales to the LGBT Community post Orlando, the Federal Government is requiring an additional safety label for all self-identifying Queer LGBTQ folk.

You’ve got to hand it to those Federal Nannies.  Without their help, those poor little LGBTQ Cupcakes might never have figured it out.

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