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Al Gore’s ‘Global Warming’ Pod People Personae Almost Ready For Transplanting

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Here’s a field of Al Gore’s AGW-SJW Pod People Personae almost ready for transplantation to a school or University, perhaps even in your town….

“Invasion of the Body Snatchers” – 1978

Uganda’s President Loves Trump

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Uganda’s President Museveni says, “We Africans all know we live in a ‘shithole’, so it’s no big deal if Trump says it….” that’s a quote from the Michael Wolfe school of reporting.  Now here’s the story from the Washington Post, “Ugandan president says he loves Trump: ‘He talks to Africans frankly’.”

Ugandan president Yoweri Kaguta Museveni spoke out in defense of President Trump on Tuesday, telling lawmakers at the opening of the East African Legislative Assembly held in Kampala he loved the American leader as “he talks to Africans frankly.”

The comments came a little less than two weeks after Trump described African nations, along with Haiti and El Salvador, as “shithole countries”

 

Conan – ‘Dyare’ Is Haitian Creole For What You’re Gonna Get

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James Comey, Robin Hood of Facts

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DeepState – FBI

Former FBI Director, James Comey, seems to have reconciled himself to the vagaries of whatever fate will befall him because of his somewhat ‘flawed’ testimony about the handling of the Hillary Clinton Email scandal. He probably sees himself more as a Robin Hood of Facts – stealing from the truth and giving to those far less rich in the truth, like Hillary Clinton.  Now if I could figure out who his Friar Tuck is…

Ana Navarro – Closet Republican

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Actually, she’s only a Republican when she’s in her closet counting her shoes.  Would that make her Democrat in Republican shoes?

Inside Ana “Imelda” Navarro, Shoehorn Republican’s Closet

**Yes, I know. Nicaragua is not even close to the Philippines.

Nicholas Cage – “I’ll Take Crappy Role, Just Pay Me”

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Not that Nicholas Cage ever had much ‘artistic integrity’ to begin with, but did you ever wonder why he’s showing up in every ‘piece of shit’ role in every ‘shithole’ straight to DVD movie imaginable?  You know what I mean.  Those movies that you’re tempted to let your dog dump on before you return them to Redbox?  The answer is simple.  Nick Cage has a spending problem every bit as bad a Johnny Depp’s, but not quite the “Star Powered” salary.

So Nick has to take the McDonald’s approach (although McDonald’s does at least pay lip service to QUALITY), “Make a little bit of profit on a whole lot of burgers” – or movies, in Nick’s case.  Here’s what CNBC reports.

But Cage didn’t hold on to his fortune for long. He squandered it away on a string of expensive and often eccentric purchases, eventually facing foreclosure on several properties and owing the IRS $6.3 million in property taxes.

Now worth around $25 million, Cage is taking roles left and right to help pay off his debts.

You can check the foolishness in full by following the link to CNBC, or you can just say “enough” to the ubiquitous Mr. Cage. Hold on! Isn’t “The Ubiquitous Mr. Cage” the working title for Nick’s next movie? Prolly….

FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta Is Getting Snarky Again

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At least you’re consistent, Jim. You take a pounding for being a weasel day in and day out, and you just keep being a weasel.

FakeNews CNN’s Reporter Jim Acosta

**Disclaimer-The family Mustelidae (which also includes badgers, otters, and wolverines) is often referred to as the “weasel family”.  The ‘hair’ resemblance is uncanny, don’t you think?

Daily Darwin – Electrician Ladder Brigade Two-fer

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Darwin hilariously points out that this Darwin Award candidate belongs to the rarefied category of ‘Two-fers’, those that seek to wreck havoc on their genomes in two ways simultaneously. In this case, by Ladder and by Electricity.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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