How could they not?? It appears that Bernie Sanders has a whole lot in common with a couple of everyone’s favorite characters. As a matter of fact, “Bernie” is in contract negotiations for a new gig as a “grandfatherly mentor muppet” just as soon as Hillary finishes kicking his ass in the Primaries. Stay tuned, kiddies.
This is the only book South Carolina Democrats need to read this year. I’m sure they will eat it up.
They’re “BAAACK”!! This political family has more lives than Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees.
You had better hurry up an order your Official “Bernie Bong” now. That 50 point landslide loss in South Carolina insures these babies won’t be #FeelingTheBern for long.
Enough ‘effing said about Mexico paying for the ‘effing wall or even attempting to understand that the United States is not their ‘effing country and that they most certainly don’t have an ‘effing right to ‘effing come here whenever they ‘effing please.
Here’s the money quote:
So ‘effing suck on that, Mr. Vincente ‘Effing Fox.
And you were worried about your “Smart Appliance” listening to you or maybe taking your picture when you open the refrigerator door. In your jammies. Or maybe not in your jammies? Think again.
It’s all out, balls to the wall, drone warfare going on. And the battlefield is your kitchen!
I’m not quite sure how the old adage, “Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gun fight” fits here. Maybe it’s, “If you go to a knife fight, make sure yours is the biggest, longest and sharpest knife”.
** Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
