Three more almost’Rockwellian’ gems.
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Alpha Centauri Rejects Paying For Trump’s Space Force
Reps from the sun’s closest stellar neighbors, the three stars in the Alpha Centauri system, said today that President Trump could “forgeddaboutit” any of the Centauriis ever paying for the US Space Force. The two main players, the binary pair, Alpha Centauri A and Alpha Centauri B noted that rep from Proxima Centauri, the closest star at 4.22 light years, is adamant that the only thing ‘they’ would consider paying for is Trump’s one-way trip to Uranus.
Alexandria…. Just Look At This Flashy Thing
Hello Darkness My Old Friend
Simon and Garfunkle – “Sounds of Silence”
**Amalgamated Metaphor Alert
A Goat’s Best Furry Friend
Yeah, a goat’s BFF’s coat is usually called ‘hair’ rather than ‘fur’, but BHF (Best Hairy Friend) or BFWAHC (Best Friend With A Hairy Coat) seemed too tedious….
FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta’s ‘Cone of Shame’
FakeNews CNN’s Chief White House Ankle-biter, Jim Acosta, is now required to wear a ‘cone of shame‘ in order to attend White House Briefings. White House Press Secretary, Sarah Sanders, says that until Jim gets his mouth under control, the ‘cone’ is necessary to protect everyone else in the Briefing Room.
Shark Week Meets The Melonheads
Melonhead – “Better Man”