Extra credit given for using at least seven of the vocabulary words in sentences… and extra, extra credit given if you don’t arbitrarily get punched out by the recipient of those self-same words.
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Every Gull’s Crazy ‘Bout A Shark Dressed Man
Silk suit, black tie
I don’t need a reason why
They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp-dressed manGold watch, diamond ring
I ain’t missin’ not a single thing
Cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out I’m gonna do you in
ZZ Top – Sharp Dressed Man (Official Music Video)
I Feel So Cheap Using This Meme To Cue A Song
But for what it’s worth. Look around you. You have to admit that ‘there’s something happening here, and what it is ain’t exactly clear…’
Dirty Heads – For What It’s Worth (Official Music Video)
Darwin’s Nutjobs
Ever and anon, people. Ever and anon.
Never Bet Against The Bull… Unless It’s Name Is Hilaria
It’s not just her name, Hilaria Baldwin’s entire life is a fake
Alec and Hilaria Baldwin. Two of the Top Ten ‘cheesiest’ people in Hollywood. Apparently, a ‘match‘ made by 2020.
Hilaria Baldwin, the epically thirsty, self-identified Spanish wife of actor Alec, has been outed as a basic white woman from Massachusetts, real name Hillary Hayward-Thomas.
Escandalo!
The cringiest piece of evidence is a clip from the “Today” show, in which Hilaria, speaking in a Spanish accent while cosplaying as some kind of culinary expert, says, “We have very few ingredients. We have tomatoes, we have, um, how you say in Eng — cucumbers.”
The Vaccine! The Vaccine, Boss!!
**Thanks Anon in MT