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Meat Oscar Meyer
Play on words, not a typo. From WeinerMobiles to Clowns….
Playing the Rasp Card
Helen Reddy – “I am Woman”….Roaring, not Rasping.
Abbott and Costello – Who’s Out of Work?
This is an update on Abbott & Costello’s famous “Who’s on First?” routine updated to show the lunacy of the Government’s method of calculating Unemployment Numbers. The original skit follows.
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%.
ABBOTT: 5.6% Unemployed.
COSTELLO: Right 5.6% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.
COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 23% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that’s 5.6%.
COSTELLO: WAIT A MINUTE. Is it 5.6% or 23%?
ABBOTT: 5.6% are unemployed. 23% are out of work.
COSTELLO: If you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, Obama said you can’t count the “Out of Work” as the unemployed. You have to look for work to be unemployed.
COSTELLO: BUT THEY ARE OUT OF WORK!!!
ABBOTT: No, you miss his point.
Daily Darwin – Surfer Dude Dud
Darwin says that if one tries “Roof Surfing” one should wear a “Genome Protective Device” over the old family genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
#BlackLabsMatter – Food Tester
** All Lab testers are strictly voluntary.
Dignitysink
In the world of electronics, we have “heatsinks“. These are the little devices that suck the heat away from your laptop computer and cook your balls. Sorry. I mean turn your thighs into bacon.
We now have an item of apparel called a “DignitySink”. You wear these little hushpuppies and any self-esteem you might still retain leaks into the street.
