Remember. If you play (or lay) with hound dogs, you’re bound to get fleas and ticks. Case in point– meet Hillary (the Tick) and Bill (the Flea) Clinton.
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O.J. Says Forget That Glove Thing
I got the perfect Defense now. Comey, your my new BFF (Best FBI Friend).
Awww. Finding Dory….
Packaged. In your grocers case. Bet you didn’t see that one coming.
Hey, for fifty bucks a pound, there’s probably a lot of son-in-laws looking at their honey’s Mum’s selfie on Facebook and doing the math….
New Species of Butt Monkeys Discovered
Behold, the Monkus Buttus Crackeditush in all its wonder.
LGBTQ Appreciation Day at the Local Mosque
I’ll Throw the Rice or the Rose Petals or even the Rainbows for that event.
Poop-Suit Olympics
We’re filing this bit of sludge under the heading of “bring your own TP”.
The Kansas City Star reports, “U.S. rowing team will use sewage-proof suits at Rio Olympics.”
It’s a month before the start of the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, and each day seemingly brings more disturbing news.
Athletes are staying away because of Zika virus concerns, police are saying
they won’t be able to protect tourists and a Reuters report says a drug-resistant “super bacteria” has been found Guanabara Bay.
The good news for U.S. rowers is that they have sewage-proof suits.
WTF – Parallel Parking Lesson
Although efficient, this method of parallel parking needs to have a “don’t try this at home” disclaimer.
Try this method instead –
