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Keith Richards RIP Update – No More ‘Monkee-ing’ Around For Peter

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Sadly it’s time for another Keith Richards RIP Update. Keith’s still here but there’ll be no more ‘monkee-ing’ around for Peter Tork.  ‘I’m a Believer‘ that he’s taken his ‘Last Train to Clarkesville‘.  It will be ‘Pleasant Valley Sundays‘ from now on for Peter Tork. RIP.

The Monkees – “Opening Theme”

Bernie Sanders Announces Presidential 2020 Run – Get Ready For Some ‘Free Shit’ People

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NPR’s wet dream Headline Here, “Bernie Sanders Launches 2020 Presidential Campaign, No Longer An Underdog.”

That old commie, Bernie, is beginning to look like Fidel in his dotage. And all good Pols need a good campaign car – so help Bernie pick his out from among the finest that his Second (or Third, depending on whether there’s any toilet paper left in Venezuela) most favorite Social Paradise has to offer. What’s Bernie’s First most favorite Socialist Paradise? Here’s a hint. It’s where he spent his….wait for it. Honeymoon!  So pick your favorite and let Bernie know.  Of course, that’s assuming that internet, email, or phone service still works in Caracas.

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StreetArt – Sabo Has Jussie Smollett’s Number

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Los Angeles’ conservative StreetArtist, Sabo, finds Jussie Smollett’s claims of being attacked by some MAGA inspired ‘haters’, shall we say, less than credible.  As do the Chicago cops.  TMZ reports that, “A grand jury will hear the Jussie Smollett case early next week … law enforcement sources tell TMZ.”

Here are some of Sabo’s latest posters on the scene in L.A.

New Google ‘Hate’ Crime – Blonde Jokes

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It’s true.  We’ll test here to see if the ol’ Google algorithm is offended by “Blonde Jokes” or by “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez” jokes.  Here’s the link to the original offending post- “SJW Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Ends Dumb Blonde Jokes.”  And below is Google’s punishment corner, or Googulag.

Wait a minute, wait a minute? I think I hear a knocking at my door…

Happy Birthday, Mr. President – Honest Abe and Norma Jeane

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Tara Hanks’ American Legends: Honest Abe and Norma Jeane

“My father is Abraham Lincoln – I mean I think of Lincoln as my father. He was wise and kind and good. He is my ideal, Lincoln. I love him.” – Marilyn Monroe, to author Maurice Zolotow

It’s 1954, and Marilyn Monroe stands in her shiny black Cadillac – given to her in lieu of payment for a television appearance. The car’s top is down, and palm trees in the background indicate she’s in her hometown, Los Angeles.

Monroe is 28, but her pale skin and blonde hair makes her look younger. She’s wearing a pink gingham shirt, tied above the waist, and dark blue jeans. She’s wearing Joe DiMaggio’s wedding ring. Sexy yet eternally gamine, she seems carefree and relaxed – a very modern movie star.

Marilyn Monroe Sings Happy Birthday

** Abraham Lincoln’s birth was on February 12, 1809 in Hodgenville, KY