Dick’s Sporting Goods (now known as Pussy’s) traded it’s AR-15’s and ammo for yoga pants and tampons. We’ll see how that works out for them.
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Katy Perry’s Hump Day Reprise
Put your eyes back in your head, Ellen Degeneres. This is the Hump Day that is supposed to commemorate the #MeToo Oscars.
High Profile Vehicle, High Wind Warning? For Thee, Not Me
Ruh-Roh Scooby-Doo. Did you notice the ‘flashing light bar‘ on the vehicle he just crushed?
AGW – When Is It Going To Be ‘Effing Spring?
Put those bikes away kiddies ’cause AccuWeather says your week is gonna suck, “Midweek nor’easter to bring heavy snow, cause travel disruptions and renew power outages“.
While the midweek storm will not become as powerful as the recent bomb cyclone, part of the northeastern United States can expect renewed power outages, heavy
snow and widespread travel disruptions.
The storm set to unleash a blizzard over the northern Plains will fizzle over the eastern Great Lakes and central Appalachians Tuesday into Tuesday night.
However, the storm is projected to reorganize and strengthen along the coast as many storms often do from Wednesday into Thursday.
Another Magical Maxine Waters Moment
Or three. You can always count on Maxine Waters to keep you amused and confused.
Monday Morning Morons
To introduce our newest feature, Monday Morning Morons, Evel “The Street Skier” Knotknievel demonstrates his famous death defying ‘Shoefly Slide’. We’re pretty sure you’ll be reading about him in the Monday Morning Mortuary notices shortly.
Barefoot Water Skiing Championship – Now That’s Barefooting With Style
The Transformational Mr. General Sessions
Quite a feat, Mr. Attorney General Sessions. You went from the Nation’s highest and most vaunted crime fighter to the bumbling Mr. Muzagroo in less than a year. That would not qualify as a stellar performance. Just sayin’….
