Take The @Potus DNA Challenge, Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren

CNN reports that President Donald Trump on Thursday mocked and repeatedly attacked Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren over her ‘alleged’ Native American heritage.

[Trump] has long targeted [Warren] for claiming that she is part Native American and derisively nicknamed “Pocahontas,” after the 17th century historical figure. On Thursday, Trump mocked people who called on him to apologize for the remark and sarcastically apologized to the historic figure.

He went on to suggest that, should Warren win the Democratic nomination in 2020 and they were to debate, he would toss an ancestry test to her and dare her to take it… adding that he would offer $1 million to charity if she took the test and it “shows you are an Indian.”

“I have a feeling she will say no,” he added.

Dances With Sheep

elizabeth_warren_dances_with_sheepElizabeth, Pocahontas, Warren was too busy dancing with sheep Monday night to attend the Presidential Debate.

As she was returning from the dance floor and her cell service was restored, she saw Donald Trump’s tweet recommendation about watching the Venezuelan Housekeeper and Miss Universe’s, so called porn movie.

“What great fun”, said Ms. Pocahontas.  “After a week of mutton, I’m ready for some ham.”