Darwin says “Imagine if you will…”
Darwin Awards
Daily Darwin – Jihadi Jam
Darwin says that sometimes the sky does fall. It’s guaranteed this Jihad i’s genome is now jam. Hey Abdullah, watch out for that mortar shell….
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Cat
“Think your cat is plotting to kill you? Scientists say you could be right“, asks The Mirror.
New research claims that despite looking cute and harmless, the sparkle in your beloved cat’s eyes might is probably their killer instinct.
Researchers from the University of Edinburgh looked at the character traits of domestic pet cats and compared how similar their behaviour is to wildcats and big cats such as lions.
The study found that the different breeds had the same strong characteristics related to dominance, impulsiveness and neuroticism.
Compared with the snow leopard, the Scottish wildcat and the African lion, researchers found larger predators shared similar characteristics of aggression and neurotic behaviour to domestic cats.
Darwin notes that the little furry fucks will gladly sacrifice one of their nine lives to get you.
Daily Darwin – Tastes Like Stupid
Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”
Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”
Finger lickin’ good.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – The Tree Stooges
Darwin says that these three idiots don’t even qualify for “chip off of the old block” status.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Weather Wins
Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch. He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Bollard Buster
Darwin says that he has never seen bollards deflated quite like that before. He says it could be a case of seriously bolloxed bollards.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Daily Darwin – Update
In honor of the release of the new Star Wars movie, “The Force Awakens”, Yoda
Daily Darwin – What Would George Do?
Darwin thinks George has a point.
Daily Darwin – Brass Balls
Darwin says that he doesn’t know whether this metal worker is pounding iron or brass.
Does Anyone Smell Smoke?
This is a “Multiple-choice” test question.
Daily Darwin – Always Wear Your Helmet
Darwin reminds us that the helmet is not so good for “face-plants” into rather large trees.
Daily Darwin – Giddyap
Darwin always said that that “Hoof ‘n Mouth” disease was a genome disrupter. He probably was referring to “Hoof in the Mouth.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors