As an inducement for new donors to make a contribution, the Hillary Clinton campaign is giving away an album of some of Bill’s biggest saxophone hits, “Still Dickin’ Bimbos”. For a larger contribution, donors will be put on a pre-release list entitling them to a personally signed copy of Mr. Clinton’s newest album, “Still a Horndog After All These Years”.
For a nominal fee, Bill can be persuaded to deliver your order personally. Cigars and ‘blue dresses’ optional.
This Hillary?
That Donald?
At this point what difference does a name make anyway?
Tired of being called programmed, robotic, and cold, Hillary Clinton plans to show voters the true ‘inner Hillary’ during the debate tonight. Hillary was heard saying she never understood what Bill saw in Gennifer anyway.
Hillary Clinton’s old Secret Service codename, “Evergreen”, has been changed to reflect the times. The new moniker is “Handrails”. Seems fitting. In case you were wondering Donald Trump’s codename is “Mogul” not “Mr. Bighair”.
