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Take the New Hillary Plastic Bag Challenge

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Obligatory Warning: Kiddies, don’t try this at home. Challenge done by a Professional on a closed course.  Actress portrayal.  All research statistics are blatantly flagrant.  Always wear your seatbelt.  As seen on TV.  Choking hazard, this is a real plastic bag.  Discontinue use if rash develops.   Do not drive with bag stuck on head.  Do not use under coconut trees.  Do not use orally after using rectally.  EPA estimate only.  For entertainment purposes only.  Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.  Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.  Many will enter, few will win.  Mental health prohibited.  Mrs. Clinton is a paid endorser.  Not affiliated with any Government agency.  Not to be used as a personal floatation device.  Penalty for early withdrawal.  Reproduction strictly prohibited.  Seek shelter, cover head.  Use with adequate ventilation.  Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.  And finally:

This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB’s, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.)

thanks, Bob.

Terrorist Dad For Hillary

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Another story from Breitbart that proves the adage, you can’t make this shit up!  It goes as so, “Orlando Terrorist’s Father Cheers at Hillary Clinton Rally; Calls For Gun Control“.

Seddique Mateen, the father of the Orlando nightclub shooter, attended a Hillary_Orlando_ISIS_DadHillary Clinton rally in Kissimmee, Florida, placing himself prominently behind the presidential candidate as she spoke to supporters.

Mateen was visible in the backdrop of Clinton’s speech as she paid tribute to the police officers and victims of the shooting.

TwilightZone_Imagine_If_You_WillImagine, if you will, a KKK Grand Poobah named David Duke endorsing Donald Trump….

How would the The Atlantic handle it?  “How Donald Trump Opened the Way For David Duke’s Return“?

“Between Donald Trump parroting some of his campaign themes and the racial turmoil in Baton Rouge, he must have … said, ‘It’s Duke time!’”

Or the Washington Post?  “Donald Trump and David Duke: For the record“.

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Hillary’s Lemmings

Unlike most other top Republican officials, Trump generally does not couple his statements about Duke with a firm condemnation of Duke’s views. Instead, his answers are often reactive, such as “I would do that [repudiate Duke], if it made you feel better.”

Or Politico? “David Duke defends Trump, blames Jews for judge criticism“.

Former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke defended Donald Trump on his radio show earlier this week from criticism of his comments about Judge Gonzalo Curiel, blaming “the Jews” in the media for propagating a long-running negative agenda against the presumptive Republican nominee.

Personally, I think snowballs will be thriving in Hell before the Main Stream Media starts asking Hillary Clinton why an ISIS loving, mass murdering, Radical Islamic Terrorist’s father is sitting behind her cheering her on in a political rally?

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

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David Bowie – “Changes”

Hillary_Change_The_Change_We_ChangedI still don’t know what I was waiting for
And my time was running wild
A million dead-end streets
Every time I thought I’d got it made
It seemed the taste was not so sweet
So I turned myself to face me
But I’ve never caught a glimpse
Of how the others must see the faker
I’m much too fast to take that test
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strange)
Turn and face the strain
Ch-ch-Changes
Don’t have to be a richer man
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
Ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strange)
Don’t want to be a better man
Time may change me
But I can’t trace time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbnJo88kuP8

Bill Clinton – “Wake Me When It’s ‘Effing Over”

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Yep.  Hillary is B-O-R-I-N-G.  So boring, that according to TownHall, “Bill Clinton…Fell Asleep During Hillary’s Convention Speech“.

Last night, Democrat nominee Hillary Clinton gave the final remarks of the 2016 convention cycle. Her speech was highly anticipated ….

Bill_Clinton_Which_First_LadyBut after giving his own speech about Hillary on Tuesday… it appears Bill Clinton didn’t have much energy left to watch last night and fell asleep. The cameras and Democrat vice presidential nominee Tim Kaine noticed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZVHNeBqtG8