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Hillary’s Southern Doo
Hillary got a referral from Rachel Dolezal for a new hair stylist. Rachel was overheard telling Hillary that her new style was guaranteed to get her at least 15 per cent extra in the Primary.
Bernie Sandals Wins New Hampshire
Megyn Kelly’s verbal slip tonight calling Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sandals, was a little late to the ball. You can order your own Bernie Sandals here: Bernie Sanders Flip-Flops
Hispanica – Neighborhood Block Party
Coming soon to a neighborhood near you, because according to the “Border Patrol Union: Agents (are being) Ordered to Release Criminal Aliens, (and) Illegal Immigrants.”











