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America’s New Navy – 1800’s Style

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In case you missed it because you were watching the Presidential Debates and exercising your right to vote in the Primaries, The Washington Times reports, “Pentagon orders commanders to prioritize climate change in all military actions“.  We are so screwed….

The Pentagon is ordering the top brass to incorporate climate change into virtually everything they do, from testing weapons to training troops to war Wind_Powered_Aircraft_Carrierplanning to joint exercises with allies.
A new directive’s theme: The U.S. Armed Forces must show “resilience” and beat back the threat based on “actionable science.”
It says the military will not be able to maintain effectiveness unless the directive is followed. It orders the establishment of a new layer of bureaucracy — a wide array of “climate change boards, councils and working groups” to infuse climate change into “programs, plans and policies.”

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Minnesotans for Marco – updated

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Congratulations to Marco Rubio for finally winning something — Minnestoa.  Here’s a picture of a gaggle of Minnesotans For Marco leaving the polls yesterday.

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Update: All right, all right. Maybe I was stretching credulity a little, but here’s the real scoop…

From the Gateway Pundit, “Candidates Speak Only in Somali at Minnesota DFL Caucus“.

A reporter at a DFL caucus for Minnesota’s House District 60B could not Islam_Minnesota_Dem_Somali_Votersreport on the candidates’ speeches to caucus attendees because the speeches were only given in Somali.

Eric Roper with the Minneapolis Star-Tribune posted a series of tweets from the Brian Coyle Center in Minneapolis about the caucus. English speakers were in short supply in the area now populated by Somali refugees.

Vincente ‘Effing Fox On ‘Effing Fox News About the ‘Effing Wall

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Enough ‘effing said about Mexico paying for the ‘effing wall or even attempting to understand that the United States is not their ‘effing country and that they most certainly don’t have an ‘effing right to ‘effing come here whenever they ‘effing please.

Here’s the money quote:

So ‘effing suck on that, Mr. Vincente ‘Effing Fox.

Alas, Poor Karl….Bernie Knows Him Well

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Bernie Sanders Studies Mentor, Karl Marx

** Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!

No Fear Shakespeare: Hamlet: Act 5, Scene 1, Page 8