You’ve got your Corona beer, your colorful shorts, your beach sand, dune buggy, and your tits. It’s a Murica Cinco de Luau for sure. All that’s missing is poi flavored vomit.
Murica – Cinco de Luau
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Bernie Sanders’ New Ride to Philadelphia
When Bernie Sanders lands at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia this July, he will arrive in style.
Robert Shaw Channels His Inner Jack
That’s Jack Nicholson. Does anyone do crazy better?
Chiraq – You Can Spend a Lifetime Here
From HeyJackass.com we’ve got the up to the minute stats for those that decided to stay forever in windy old Chiraq.
New Government Required Gender Sensitive Label For Firearms
With the surge in firearms sales to the LGBT Community post Orlando, the Federal Government is requiring an additional safety label for all self-identifying Queer LGBTQ folk.
You’ve got to hand it to those Federal Nannies. Without their help, those poor little LGBTQ Cupcakes might never have figured it out.
Hillary’s Solution for Deep Penetrating Corruption
So thorough, that only a slight “stench” has ever been reported by the MainStream Media.
Hillary – Queen of the CashBah
From the Daily Caller we find that Hillary Clinton, “Queen of the CashBah“, made out “bigly” from “Persian Gulf Sheikhs (who) Gave Bill & Hillary $100 Million“.
A Daily Caller News Foundation investigation reveals that Bill and Hillary Clinton received at least $100 million from autocratic Persian Gulf states and
their leaders, potentially undermining Democratic presidential candidate Hillary’s claim she can carry out independent Middle East policies.
As a presidential candidate, the amount of foreign cash the Clintons have amassed from the Persian Gulf “These regimes are buying access. You’ve got the Saudis. You’ve got the Kuwaitis, Oman, Qatar and the UAE. There are massive conflicts of interest. It’s beyond comprehension,” Poole told TheDCNF in an interview.
Rock the Casbah – The Clash
New ISIS Recruiting Poster
Meet Abdullah, your RBB (RainBow Boy) for this evenings festivities.
Goats are optional.