Who said Bernie Sanders was stuck in a 1968 time-warp?
#CallMe
Murica – From Seasoning to Shining Seasoning
Spring happens this weekend. The seasonings change. Fire up that BBQ. Eat meat.
Don’t you just love the smell of charcoal lighter in the morning?
Clock-Boy’s Belated Advice
Clock-Boy was overheard saying, “It’s never too late to synchronize your bombs…err, clocks.”
Barka, the Dog In a Barqa
**Yeah, I know–Burqa
Bernie-omics Shuts Down Nation
The nation of Venezuela discovers that Bernie Sanders style socialism is a dry hole, a “duster“, when it comes to delivering goods and services.
From Bloomberg, “Venezuela to Shut Down for a Week to Cope With Electricity Crisis“.
Venezuela is shutting down for a week as the government struggles with a deepening electricity crisis.
President Nicolas Maduro gave everyone an extra three days off work next week, extending the two-day Easter holiday, according to a statement in the Official Gazette published late Tuesday.
The government has rationed electricity and water supplies across the country for months and urged citizens to avoid waste as Venezuela endures a prolonged drought that has slashed output at hydroelectric dams. The ruling socialists have blamed the shortage on the El Nino weather phenomena and “sabotage” by their political foes, while critics cite a lack of maintenance and poor planning.
Bernie’s Finger On The Trigger
Bernie Sanders. The man who may have his finger on the trigger of our economy. I trust my Proctologist’s finger to do the right thing way more than I trust Bernie Sandals’ digits. And, to say the least, my Proctologist uses a little K-Y.
Trump’s Answer to Protesters
Here’s Donald Trump’s solution to dissenters at his political events.
Daily Darwin – Cabin Fever, AGW Style
Darwin duly notes that this “fevered” camper was undoubtedly crazed by AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather). Otherwise, what the ‘effing hell would he have been doing on the roof of his cabin during avalanche season? Not only was he risking freezing the family jewels (not good for the old genome count), but burying them until Spring Thaw–which has been known to decrease the opportunity to pass those very genomes along.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Rethinking Sustainable Diets
This Sustainable Diet is the natural outcome of the intermingling of Common Core with Common Cordwood. Beavers love it. Humans, not so much.
