Typhoid Hillary rolls off the tongue a bit better than a more precise Mrs. Pneumonia Clinton.
#CallMe
Daily Darwin – Cable Would Have Been a Better Choice
Darwin says that if you had not been so stubborn and had listened to your wife when she told you to get cable, things would have worked out much better for your genomes. Happy wife, happy genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Another Suspicious Death Linked to Hillary – Updated
Cookie Monster was only trying to explain the letter “C” to Hillary.
Cookies last known ‘live’ appearance at Hillary’s Chappaqua home and private server location.
Little Miss TrigglyPuff
Little Miss TrigglyPuff is still alive and protesting ‘whatever’ again this year on your college and university campuses.
Yesterday we have Brown University’s student body president announcing she will be hand-delivering 
menstrual products to all nonresidential bathrooms on campus, including men’s rooms, in order to communicate the message that “pads and tampons are a necessity, not a luxury,” and that not all people who menstruate are women.
And today we get the lecture about “micro-aggressions”, “micro-invalidations” and “micro-pin-headisms”.
All this for only $52,000 as year. No wonder these kids will still be living at home when they’re 35 years old.
Don’t be too disheartened, but check The Daily Callers, “Fancypants College: Equating Hard Work With Success And Saying ‘You Guys’ Are ‘Microaggressions’ Now“.
And here’s a reprise of the One, the Only, the Original Trigglypuff. Watch.
Goat Yoga??
We find there is yet one more way to separate fools from their money. The Metro tells us, “There’s now a retreat where you can do yoga with goats“. Goat yoga! Heh!!
No Regrets Farm in Willamette Valley, Oregon, is now offering people the opportunity to do their daily yoga with goats.
Because why not?
The Goat Retreat was set up by former professional photographer Lainey Morse, who wanted to start a new business based on her farm.
When a local yoga instructor was searching for a place for her classes, Lainey offered up her farm – along with the goats that live there.
Now, to be clear, the goats don’t actually participate in the yoga. They’re
The goats are there more for moral support and the weird factor, preventing you from getting bored midway through all that deep-breathing.
Hillary Buys Her Blackberries on eBay
Perhaps Hillary is a “Closet Hoarder”. You know the type: 1) No real relationships, 2) Shops QVC for companionship, 3) Compulsively buys other people’s trash off Ebay so she’ll have more than anyone else, 4) Has 50 cats and uses “Eau de LitterBox” parfume, 5) And is buried under bags upon bags of old emails.
She could have a documentary filmed–Just like Anthony and Huma did. Or maybe a Reality Show….
See the Daily Caller story, “Hillary Bought Used BlackBerries On Ebay “.
Hillary Clinton purchased some of the BlackBerries she used as secretary of state on eBay, Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz said on Wednesday.
“That’s what she liked, so she did it. It creates this huge vulnerability. And it’s
In addition, she should consider ditching the 50 cats. That might help that little coughing up hairballs problem she has going on.
Knows Where Hillary’s Email is Stashed
This is what happens to folks (or pets) that know where Hillary’s secrets are stashed.
