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Allegory for ObamaCare

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CNN reports that “Bill Clinton calls Obamacare ‘the craziest thing in the world,’ …“.  The second craziest thing in the world is this impossible water stream that we’re using allegorically to demonstrate exactly how crazy the foundational principles of ObamaCare are.

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Bill Clinton criticized President Barack Obama’s signature policy reform Monday

while on the stump for his wife, calling Obamacare “the craziest thing in the world.”

Speaking at a Democratic rally in Flint, Michigan, the former president ripped into the Affordable Care Act (ACA) for flooding the health care insurance market and causing premiums to rise for middle-class Americans who do not qualify for subsidies.
“So you’ve got this crazy system where all of a sudden 25 million more people have health care and then the people who are out there busting it, sometimes 60 hours a week, wind up with their premiums doubled and their coverage cut in half. It’s the craziest thing in the world,” Clinton said.

Illegal Aliens For Hillary

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Not only are Democrats registering voters from beyond the grave, they are registering them from beyond the stars.  The Richmond Times-Dispatch reports, “Investigation launched after dead people are registered to vote in Harrisonburg“.

illegal_aliens_for_hillaryHarrisonburg officials and the FBI are investigating allegations of voter registration fraud after officials say almost 20 voter applications were turned in under the names of dead people.

Harrisonburg Registrar Debbie Logan said Thursday that investigators have found from 18 to 20 potentially fraudulent registrations. The Rockingham County Commonwealth’s Attorney’s Office confirmed Thursday that an investigation is underway, but offered no additional details on the case.

 

 

Daily Darwin – How’s Your Surfer Dudes, Dude?

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Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Do Be a Debate Dog

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Gear up because the ‘stuffs gonna fly.  Hillary invited Mark Cuban (notorious Trumpophobic) to Monday night’s Presidential Debate and The “Donald” responded by inviting Gennifer Flowers (notorious buxom Bill Clinton dog_debate_dogparamour).  And depending on the number of front row seats Trump has, he most certainly will invite Monica, Juanita, Kathleen, and Dolly.

Just in case the above ladies have a previous engagement, there are rumors that Trump will do a Clint Eastwood empty seat deal with name tags on them.

For that matter, Trump has a plethora of choices to get inside Hillary’s head.  It wouldn’t be that hard for him to fill up the entire front row with Bill’s previous dalliances. Let’s see, you have, in reserve, Paula, Maria, Belinda, Naomi, Markie, Patricia, Elizabeth, Sally….

My New Home Is In Chappaqua

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When Trump gave a speech on terrorism and immigration and said,

We want people to come into our country, but they have to come in legally, through a process…. No one has a right to immigrate to this country.

It seemed pretty reasonable to most folks, but not Hillary Clinton. She retweeted,

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Hillary’s comment makes no more sense than me saying I have a right to move into this random house at 15 Old House Ln, Chappaqua, NY 10514. (Come on, Secret Service. Just joking. Using Reductio ad absurdum to argue the absurdity of Hillary’s comment.)

SkittleGate

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trump_skittlegate_captureLet’s see.  Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.

Trump has SkittleGate.  OMG.  The world as we know it is coming to an end.