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Snakes On A Plane
The Gods of Headlines have been kind to us today thanks to the New York Post.
Samuel L. Jackson, “Snakes On A Plane”
Caitlyn “Bruce” Jenner’s New Gig
Ms. Jenner’s fallback gig after “I Am Cait” gets cancelled is a new line of Tranny-T’s with the humorous social message that it’s “alright not to make the cut“. Cancelled. Cut?
We’re Going to Istanbul
We’re all going to Istanbul’s Atatürk International Airport, the Extremist Radical Islamic Terrorist’s Disneyland of choice for today’s massacre.













