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Who Dresses This Woman, Hillary Clinton?
The resemblance is uncanny. The only difference is body count. According to The Independent, “Mao’s Great Leap Forward ‘killed 45 million in four years’“. How many bodies could Hillary rack up if given four years?
Mao Zedong, founder of the People’s Republic of China, qualifies as the greatest mass murderer in world history, an expert who had unprecedented
access to official Communist Party archives said yesterday.
Speaking at The Independent Woodstock Literary Festival, Frank Dikötter, a Hong Kong-based historian, said he found that during the time that Mao was enforcing the Great Leap Forward in 1958, in an effort to catch up with the economy of the Western world, he was responsible for overseeing “one of the worst catastrophes the world has ever known”.
Mr Dikötter, who has been studying Chinese rural history from 1958 to 1962, when the nation was facing a famine, compared the systematic torture, brutality, starvation and killing of Chinese peasants to the Second World War in its magnitude. At least 45 million people were worked, starved or beaten to death in China over these four years; the worldwide death toll of the Second World War was 55 million.
Hillary’s New James Comey Inspired Bumper Sticker – updated
From The Hill today, we find that the “FBI didn’t record Clinton interview, [and]did not administer sworn oath“. Hillary was heard saying, “Thank you, Jesus. Whoops. I mean thank you, James.”
Hillary Clinton did not swear an oath to tell the truth before meeting with the FBI for three and a half hours last weekend, and the interview was not
recorded, FBI Director James Comey told House lawmakers on Thursday.
The lack of a sworn oath does not remove the possibility of criminal penalties against Clinton if she lied to the FBI, though he said he had “no basis to conclude” that she was untruthful.
“Still a crime to lie to us,” Comey told the House Oversight Committee.
FBI policy is not to record interviews as part of its investigations.
Hillary – “I Am Not a Crook”
What’s with the beard thing going on? Where’ my Electrologist?

Not to be outdone, “Tricky Dicky” responds from the Neverwhere.

LGBTQ Appreciation Day at the Local Mosque
I’ll Throw the Rice or the Rose Petals or even the Rainbows for that event.
Poop-Suit Olympics
We’re filing this bit of sludge under the heading of “bring your own TP”.
The Kansas City Star reports, “U.S. rowing team will use sewage-proof suits at Rio Olympics.”
It’s a month before the start of the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, and each day seemingly brings more disturbing news.
Athletes are staying away because of Zika virus concerns, police are saying
they won’t be able to protect tourists and a Reuters report says a drug-resistant “super bacteria” has been found Guanabara Bay.
The good news for U.S. rowers is that they have sewage-proof suits.
No Snowflakes Signed the Declaration of Independence
They say Revolution was in the air in early 1775 when Patrick Henry sounded his famous call to arms.
Free Hillary Day??
Gag down this story from the Politico, “FBI recommends no charges against Clinton in email probe.” The fix has always been in. And everyone knows it.
FBI Director James Comey on Tuesday announced the agency is not recommending the Justice Department bring charges against Hillary Clinton,
despite denouncing the former secretary of state and her colleagues for the way they handled classified information through private email servers.
“Although we did not find clear evidence that Secretary Clinton or her colleagues intended to violate laws governing the handling of classified information, there is information that they were extremely careless in their handling of very sensitive, highly classified information,” Comey told reporters in Washington, D.C., noting that the probe has found that the former secretary of state used several different email servers and numerous devices during her time in office.















