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Ramadan Bombathon 2017 – Day 10

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You could call the holiday, “Ramabombathan”. Here’s the tale of death and destruction leveled in the name of Allah during the “Religion of Peace’s” Holiest month of Ramadan.

Read this from – TheReligionOfPeace.com.

Are all religions really the same? Is “Islamophobia” a bigger problem than Islamic terror? Is it really even a “phobia”… or is Islam genuinely different?  Let’s find out. Let’s keep score during Islam’s holiest month. (June 4th) Note : Islamic terrorists killed people in 17 countries during the first 9 days of Ramadan 2017.

Date Country City Killed Injured Description
2017.06.05 Iraq Baghdad 1 4 A 10-year-old boy is disassembled by an ‘insurgent’ mortar fired into his family home.
2017.06.05 Australia Melbourne 1 1 An ISIS-inspired gunman kills a man and takes a woman hostage.
2017.06.04 Pakistan Quaidabad 1 0 A barber is shot to death in his shop by sectarian Jihadis.
2017.06.04 Iraq Zanjili 32 24 A wave of suicide bombers produces thirty-two dead Iraqis.
2017.06.04 Pakistan Talibul Moula 1 0 An 18-year-old girl is shot to death by her father for ‘having an affair.’
2017.06.04 Pakistan Spini 2 0 Two Hazara religious minorities are gunned down for their faith.
2017.06.04 Afghanistan Kandahar 6 1 Two religious men join the police and then gun down six colleagues in cold blood.
2017.06.03 India Lower Munda 2 4 Hizb-ul-Mujahideen members ambush and killed two local security personnel.
2017.06.03 Iraq Zanjili 43 0 Forty-three civilians are massacred by the Islamic State as they attempt to flee the caliphate.
2017.06.03 England London 7 48 Three Muslims shouting “this is for Allah,” plow into pedestrians on London Bridge, then proceed to a market, stabbing people until seven others are dead.

For the rest of the carnage, click here.

 

 

Daily Darwin – Kim Jung-un Inspired Fireworks Remix

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Darwin notes that any fireworks labeled “Made in North Korea” should be handled with extreme caution in order to protect one’s genomes from the inevitable ‘Kim Jong-un Effect’.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Squatty Potty Flushes Kathy Griffin

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From Breitbart, “Squatty Potty Pulls Ads Featuring Kathy Griffin: Comedian Violated Toilet Accessory Company’s ‘Core Values’”.  Squatty Potty CEO Bobby Edwards says about Griffin,

Kathy Griffin’s Golden Turd Award Presented For “Most Vile and Disgusting ‘D Lister’ Ever”

We were shocked and disappointed to learn about the image Ms. Griffin shared today, it was deeply inappropriate and runs contrary to the core values our company stands for. In response, Squatty Potty has suspended its ad campaign featuring Ms. Griffin. We have acted swiftly and decisively to demonstrate our commitment to a culture of decency, civility, and tolerance.

Griffin had recently starred in a new ad campaign for Squatty Potty. The company produces stools, sprays, and other bathroom accessories.

Na Na Hey Hey – Goodbye AGW Climate Change Treaty

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From AP, “Official says Trump expected to pull US from Paris deal“.

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump is expected to pull the United States from a landmark global climate agreement (**AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather**), a White House official said Wednesday, though there could be “caveats in the language” announcing a withdrawal, leaving open the possibility that his decision isn’t final.

Exiting the deal would be certain to anger allies that spent years negotiating the accord to reduce carbon emissions.

Steam – “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss AGA Goodbye”.  Well, almost…