Not only will your iPhone X turn your face into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.
**FakeNews Alert
If you thought the book was ‘schlocky‘, just wait for the movie…
Lyin’ Brian Williams suggested to his Hurricane Irma audience, “You don’t need to take no stinkin’ pictures, just steal somebody else’s and post it. We’ve got your back. Yeah, Mr. Lyin’ Brian, FakeNews Specialist, Williams–tell us again how you did it.
The in studio MSNBC crew marvelled at the photos showing the storm’s winds had made the water recede:
PERRY: And one of the things we do want to mention because people have power are probably seeing this, don’t go look. Let us show you this. Don’t go down there.
METEOROLOGIST BILL KARINS: Tampa, you have six, seven, eight hours until they have to get to their safe rooms, but you know, you don’t want to be driving around.
That’s when Williams interjected to instruct viewers to “pretend” they had did something they hadn’t actually done:
“Forward this picture on Instagram, pretend you shot it, and pretend it’s yours, and we’ll look the other way,” Williams stated.
Let’s take a walk down ‘Memory Lane’ with Lyin’ Brian…
H/T NewsBusters
Witness a group of courageous ‘undocumented shoppers’ rescuing Air Jordans and other footwear from harm’s way during Hurricane Irma.
https://youtu.be/-6-xokjS4PE
As surely as the sun comes up in the east, Hurricanes Harvey and Irma will bring out every AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) scam artist that can slither out from under a rock. Right? Al Gore?
Florida Governor Rick Scott’s sign language interpreter did everything but “bend over and kiss his ass goodbye” to prove the point that Hurricane Irma was gonna be a bad one. From the Gateway Pundit,
Just watching this guy wears me out, but I think everyone gets the point. Now Governor Scott’s performance–pretty buttoned-down. But memorable? Maybe not so much…
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The Trump Administration and the State of Florida are leaving no stone unturned in their quest to minimize the damage from Hurricane Irma.
**FakeNews Alert
You don’t ‘swipe‘, you ‘spin’ to make a connection.
Here’s just a few of the happy hookups made on ZooFriends.
The answer should be as plain as the nose-ring, the blue crew cut hair, the ghastly horned rim glasses, or the ‘pretty as pink’ lip stuff looking back.
