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Forget About Thursday Night Football

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It’s only the Tennessee Titans vs. the Pittsburg Steelers.  Somebody will win, somebody will lose.  What difference does it make.  Now if you want to see a real slaughter watch Senator Al Franken vs. Judge Roy Moore in a true battle of the creepy sexual predators.  The ‘Head’ Referee will be none other than Sylvester “Rocky Balboa” Stallone.

Trump Plans Outreach to Rocky Horror Picture Show Fans

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President Trump, already planning his next State Visit itinerary, told reporters aboard Air Force One during today’s flight home, that building a “Great Relationship” with Transylvania is topmost on his list.  He vows to keep working until even Susan Sarandon and Meat Loaf agree to vote for him in 2020.  Mr. Trump hopes that Janet and Eddie will lead the first wave of Rocky Horror Picture Show voters.  He plans to have the pair introduce his new campaign slogan – “Rocky the Vote”.

“Rocky Horror Picture Show” – Trailer

https://youtu.be/Pgx1QZFNMz8?t=12s