That seems like a fitting excuse, doesn’t it?
Yes, Virginia, there is an “International Sloth Day“.
#CallMe
Oh My Gourd, It’s Pumpkin Day!!
Happy Halloween!
Here’s some pretty unique pumpkin carving.
Last Chance For Hillary Halloween Costumes
Guaranteed ‘Drone’ delivery if ordered by 12:00 Halloween Eve.
**FakeNews Alert**
FakeNews CNN – Still Carrying Hillary’s Water 24/7/365
It’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it…
No Birthday Presidential Surprises for Hillary
Who sends a Birthday tweet to ‘one’s onliest’ self anyway? How about a dish of POTUS along with your cake and ice cream, Lil’ Hillary? So wrong on so many levels…
Happy birthday to this future president. pic.twitter.com/JT3HiBjYdj
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) October 26, 2016
#MeToo – Ellen Wishes For a Katy Perry Hump Day
Fox News observes, “Ellen DeGeneres gets slammed on Twitter over sexist tweet to Katy Perry“.
Comedian and daytime talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is receiving some backlash from fans after a joke about Katy Perry was taken as sexist.
The star courted outrage on Wednesday after dedicating a tweet to the “Roar” singer on her birthday.
“Happy birthday, @KatyPerry! It’s time to bring out the big balloons!” the star wrote over an image of her gawking, mouth agape, at Perry’s breasts.
Ben Affleck’s ‘Bro-squeezing’ Hump Day With Harvey
Again, in the spirit of “We never let a good Hump Day go to waste”, Ben Affleck’s little ‘bro-squeeze’ on Harvey’s quite voluptuous man-boobs deserves honorable mention for today’s “Hump Day With Harvey” edition.
Matt Damon’s ‘Suburbicon’ Hump Day
We borrowed our motto from Harvey Weinstein, “We never let a good Hump Day go to waste.” Woo-Hoo!!
