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Mittens Moves To Utah
Orin Hatch’s cold dead finger’s (oh, wait! He still lives) haven’t yet been pried from the Chairman’s gavel and Mittens Romney is on his way to his new Utah home. Could a Senate run be in Mitten’s future. Hmmm?? In the meantime, here are a few of our favorite Mitt Romney moments.
New Year’s Eve In The Polar Vortex Zone
Hey how’s that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going for you, New Year’s Eve party-goers? Not so well. So sue Al Gore for ruining your New Year’s Eve festivities. After all, Al promised you that all the ice at the North Pole would be melted by today. Oh, and watch out for that pesky frostbite. You really do still want your ears, and your nose, and your fingers and toes, and other dangly pieces-parts, right?
Bad Turkey Stuffing Is Worse Than Your Worst Bad Buritto
You shoulda followed your recommended USDA Turkey Stuffing Basics, fool. But, hey. That’s a mistake you’ll never make again.
Dumpster Diving With Nick Cage
Chalk another bow-wowser up for Nicholas ‘Effing Cage. The Dalily Caller writes, “Nicolas Cage’s Latest Movie Looks Absolutely Awful“.


























