Can I say that??
If a cracker fell in the woods, would he be a racist?
#CallMe
Hillary’s Back And She’s Got Her 2020 Plan
Hillary’s comeback from the political graveyard is so-o-o nasty that she gets an honorary Rule Z mention.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
TransGender Bathrooms Solved
Just use the restroom that matches your ‘pieces-parts’. Use your imagination, if you must. And don’t overthink things.
Hey, Matt Lauer – You Shoulda’ Tried WD-40 Instead
Breitbart reports, “NBC News Fires Matt Lauer Over Allegations of Sexual Misconduct“.
Matt Lauer, the longtime left-wing anchor of NBC’s Today Show, was fired Wednesday over allegations of sexual misconduct, according to the New York Times.
Along with Charlie Rose at CBS, Lauer is the second morning anchor to lose his job over sexual misconduct allegations. Last month NBC fired political commentator Mark Halperin after numerous women claimed he had behaved in appropriately with them while he was working at ABC/Disney.
Toys “R” Us Plans New Line of Business
A spokesman for one of the private equity groups involved with the Toy “R” Us leveraged buyout said that their new “Bridal Registry” line of business should pull them through bankruptcy in great shape.
Hillary’s Latest Polling Problem
Hillary Clinton’s book, “What Happened” was purported to be the definitive analysis of her election loss to now President, Donald J. Trump. However, we feel this latest poll most accurately sums up Ms. Clinton’s electability issues. Tune back in tomorrow when we answer the question “Would you rather have dinner with Hillary Clinton or Jeffrey Dahmer?”
They ‘Included’ Every Letter In The Alphabet
‘Effing Liberal Lesbian, Gay, Genderqueer, Bisexual, Demisexual, Transgender, Transsexual, Twospirit, Intersex, Queer, Questioning, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Polyamorous Idiots.
Congress Is One Weiner Leaner
As Anthony comes to the end of his first month in prison, we should recognize Mr. Weiner’s contribution to Draining the Swamp. 
If a Wall Is Good Enough For Taylor Swift, Then It’s Good Enough For America
This ironic, hypocritical howler comes from Vanity Fair, “Taylor Swift Is Building a Wall“.
Some walls are meant to keep people in. Some walls are meant to keep people out. Some walls can be broken down with solid therapy and two glasses of Cab Sauv. Taylor Swift, for her part, is building a wall around her Beverly Hills mansion. It’s hard to say what kind of wall
