Or as Yoda, the original Internet “Force” puts it…
Bernie Sanders
Super Saturday – Presidential Oscars Night
It’s no wonder that movie box office receipts are plummeting.
Su Casa, es Che Casa
From “Feel the Bern” to “Su Casa, es Che Casa”, Bernie Sanders has a way with an election slogan.
Never for Me, Only for Thee
Did you ever notice that rules don’t apply to liberals? Especially when Bernie or Hillary are pitching another load of “Free Shit”. Don’t get in her way…..
Bernie Sanders’ Colorado Victory Speech
When asked why he had such a crushing victory over Hillary Clinton in Colorado, Bernie Sanders replied with this little homily…
Anointing Queen Hillary…
With Hillary Clinton’s inevitable “anointing” win in tomorrow’s Super Tuesday Primary Elections, you’ll see the Queen’s minions let lose to take revenge on all who opposed her. Should be quite the spectacle, a true extravaganza of vindictiveness.
The Muppets “Heart” Bernie
How could they not?? It appears that Bernie Sanders has a whole lot in common with a couple of everyone’s favorite characters. As a matter of fact, “Bernie” is in contract negotiations for a new gig as a “grandfatherly mentor muppet” just as soon as Hillary finishes kicking his ass in the Primaries. Stay tuned, kiddies.
Reading List for South Carolina Democratic Voters
This is the only book South Carolina Democrats need to read this year. I’m sure they will eat it up.
Bernie Sanders Merchandise Takes ‘Hit’ After South Carolina Primary
You had better hurry up an order your Official “Bernie Bong” now. That 50 point landslide loss in South Carolina insures these babies won’t be #FeelingTheBern for long.
One Child Left Behind
Sorry Jeb. You didn’t make the cut. That’s the problem with combining “No Child Left Behind” with “Common Core” – that adds up to a Bernie or a Donald.
Alas, Poor Karl….Bernie Knows Him Well
** Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Dinner with Bernie
Besides Bill, Hillary is calling out the big Dem Chefs in order to run the table against Bernie Sanders in South Carolina. Hillary says “cook”. They say, “rare, medium, or well done”.
