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AOC-“All Out Crazy”
AOC Loves FREE
Johns Hopkins Medicine proudly announces that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is their new is their new “Helmet Therapy For Babies” spokesmodel. Congrats AOC.
The Hopkins spokesmodel audition also caught the eye of the producers of “The Price Is Free”…. Come On Down, Alexandria!!!
Fetch Me My Flying Tweety Birds
AOC, the Wretched Rep. of the East (East Bronx, that is), unleashing another flock of mean tweets…
Image Found here.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Nags Dems From The Back Seat
All her little ‘not so Smart Car‘ is missing is it’s wind turbine.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ‘Swears’ That Her Meltdown On The Border Was Real
Or as RedState notes, “AOC Beclowns Herself By Begging To Be Sworn In At Congressional Hearing, Repeats Wild Claims Without Evidence.”
This stems from wild claims that AOC made a few weeks ago involving her visit to a border facility in El Paso, TX. While there, she claimed not only that the Border Patrol agents
physically and sexually threatened her, but that she witnessed a woman being told to drink out of the toilet.
As per usual with the freshman Congressional member, this all turned out to be nonsense. Later, we would learn that she didn’t even actually enter the actual detention facility, instead choosing to stage a photo-op by verbally abusing the guards and then insisting she stay with a family at the beginning of the tour. At no point did she actually witness someone being told to drink out of the toilet and we’ve still yet to hear the names of these agents who supposedly threatened her.
AOC – What Happens In Disneyland, Stays In Disneyland
Naw. Even Disney’s Fantasyland isn’t ready for Alexandria’s fabulous stories of Climate Armageddon, Border Concentration Camps and Free Lunches for Everyone in the world. Go home, AOC.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Stars In A ‘SJW Productions’ Remake Of “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina”
Madonna sized tears aside, according to reports by Summit News, “Photos Reveal AOC Was Crying Over an Empty Parking Lot.” Yes sir. A good little Democratic-Socialist Social Justice Warrior will do just about anything in the the name of “Wokeness”.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ ‘Concentration Cramps’
Even after going ‘full retard‘, avid AOC acolytes can’t comprehend her “Concentration Camps” remarks.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Protests Buffalo Wild Wings
AOC said, “Calfs are dying in cages on our border. Families are being put in “freezers” & “dog pounds.” All to make a profit on their wings….
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Chiquita Khrushchev
“AOC – All Out Crazy – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wants to establish a new Soviet Republic,”
Valdes is a Republican from New Jersey who plans to move to Ocasio-Cortez’s district in order to oppose her in the 2020 election. He is a conservative radio producer who formerly worked for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.
**Chiquita Found here.