There was a new presence on the debate stage last night. Mr. TrumpAli. Here are the punch stats for last nights contest.
Marco: miss, miss, and miss. Ted: miss, miss and miss. Jeb: miss, miss and really miss.
Bugs Bunny, that is. Belly up, you “pesky wabbit“.
Voters. Do you want “Free College”, “Free Housing”, “Free Food”, “Free Phones”, “Free Transportation”, “Free Childcare”, or “Free Healthcare” with that Meat Sauce?
This is Rosland Capital’s new offer for the coming Zombie Apocalypse. I can’t wait to see what set they put good old William Devane on to hawk the stuff. It probably won’t be a Golf Course or Home Office.
Darwin asks quite logically, “What does yellow snow have to do with genomes?” He then notes that if you happen to decide to pee on an electric fence in a snow storm–quite a lot, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21uUZ32Sj5M
Frank Zappa also chimes in with some sage advice regarding yellow snow and huskies.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
From the Onion, “Chicago Police Department To Monitor All Interactions With Public Using New Bullet Cams“.
CHICAGO—In response to calls for increased transparency and accountability, the Chicago Police Department announced Friday that it will begin monitoring
all interactions with the public by using new bullet cams. “To ensure that all contact between law enforcement officers and residents is properly documented, five megapixel, high-definition cameras will be affixed to our standard-grade 9mm Luger caliber ammunition,” said Chicago Police Department Interim Superintendent John Escalante, adding that the bullet cams will capture the majority of public interactions and store them in a database.