Daily Darwin – Darwin’s Home Builder Brigade

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Darwin points out that he has finally found out where members of his infamous ‘Ladder Brigade’ park their genomes for the night. His initial thought on learning, “Whoa, that first step is a real bitch”.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Ben Rhodes – A Case Study In Trump Derangement Syndrom

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Ben forgot that his guy Barack Obama was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize the month he took office. He didn’t do anything to get it. He just ‘talked pretty good liberalspeak’.

Thanks to Obama’s efforts, North Korea is getting really good with Nukes and the ability to deliver them anywhere in the US mainland. And, as if that wasn’t enough, he gave Iran a whole bunch of money and a sweetheart deal so they can do the same. But he and Michelle do cut quite a figure on the Red Carpet in Norway.

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama Depart Oslo City Hall

Gypsy, Tramp or Thief

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It’s ironic that Hollywood Liberals like Cher resort to body-shaming someone like Sarah Sanders because they disagree with their beliefs. #HollywoodHypcrites are always so short on arguments or critical thinking that their only recourse is ‘huck‘ insults like third graders. Sorry for the comparison, third graders, sometimes life is unfair.

Cher in her Ms. Cowhide USA Pageant Leather Outfit

Hey Hillary – Look What Fusion GPS Missed

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Don’t you wish that you would have paid your Opposition Research muckrakers enough to pry this picture of Barack Obama and Louis Farrakhan being best BFF’s, out of the hands of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) members?  Heh.  So much for William Jefferson Clinton, your purported husband, being the ‘First Black President’.  Apparently, none of that loyalty rubbed off on you.  And you missed your chance to be President.  Ah, for the “want of a nail the shoe was lost….”  Or picture.

Barack Obama and Louis Farrakhan, BFF’s

Daily Darwin – The POD People Genome

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Darwin gags (heh) down a chortle as he notes that the current rage of eating Tide PODS as a gag (heh, heh) is going to end up washing (heh, heh, heh) the perpetrators genomes right out of the old gene pool.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Lindsey Graham vs. Stephen Miller – ‘The Thrilla In DCilla’

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Lightweight Senator Lindsey Graham is refusing to accept a challenge from brawling newcomer Stephen Miller for a ‘Winner Takes All’ Immigration Debate bout on Tucker Carlson’s Friday Night Fights.  Some say the bout could rival the “Fight of the Century” or the “Rumble in the Jungle” from the Golden Age of Pugilistic Style Debating.

The ‘Probable’ Lindsey Graham vs. The Really ‘Real’ Stephen Miller

**Google’s ‘face recognition’ is vacillating between naming the “Clown-faced” image Lindsey Graham or James Comey. For purposes of this post, we’re dealing with two peas from the same motherpod. So, for full disclosure, our position is that the clown’s face was used “as an example only” of Senator Lindsey Graham in clownface.  “Effing Clown lawyers are murder on details.

Giddy With Schadenfreude

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They say, Senator Schumer, that Schadenfreude is a real bitch. Enjoy her company whilst you try and get rested up for your DACA Negotiations with President Trump.

Climate Change Changes Are For ‘Pee-ons’ Say Davos Elite

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“Rules for Thee, but Not for Me”, was the watchword on the tarmac as “A Thousand Private Jets Deliver Globalist Elite to Davos for Climate Change Summit.” Breitbart reports the “irony” of using private jets to attend an AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) conference in the snow.  One is left with the notion that nobody is going to mess with their “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous over a little carbon emission.  They’ll just go to the “Carbon Offset” store and buy a tree, or some “Indulgences“.

More than 1,000 private jet flights have been delivering globalist elites to the World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos, where attendees are discussing — among other topics — the ‘major threat’ of climate change.
Airports around the Swiss ski resort will see the number of private jets spike 335 per cent during the annual meeting of world elites, according to Air Charter Service (ACS).

**Disclaimer-If you click on the “Carbon Offset” link and decide that it might be a good idea get you some of those Offset things  to “save the planet”, then you might be one of the stupidest fuckers to ever walk the planet.  It’s inevitable that you’ll chlorinate your own gene pool by doing something so grotesquely idiotic as taking the “Tide Pod Challenge” or some other numbnuts thing.  So do us all a favor and stick your head in an oven filled with ‘dinosaur farts‘ and help keep your genomes from diluting our gene pool.