Welcome to Indigenous City, Ohio**

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As reported by NPR, “Columbus, Ohio, Is Not Observing Columbus Day This Year.”

Columbus, Ohio, is open for business on Columbus Day, as the city is not observing the day that honors its controversial namesake. The move will let it do more to observe Veterans Day, the city says.

Ohio’s capital city announced the move late last week, issuing a short news release to note that its offices are open on Monday, and that trash collection and parking laws will be handled as usual.

**Except for White Europeans. You go back to where you came from.

Ricin Crispy Treats – The Monday Mattis “It’s Monday Somewhere in the World Edition”

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ABC News reports, “Man accused of sending letters laced with ricin ‘wanted to send a message’.”

William Clyde Allen, the former Naval officer who was arrested by the FBI on Wednesday for sending crushed castor beans to President Donald Trump, Secretary of Defense James Mattis and Chief of Naval Operations Adm. John Richardson, said that he mailed the letters with the intention of sending a message, he told the FBI.

Here’s how James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis responded.

Suck on that Cupcake.

WTF – Peeing Like A Race Horse

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Do you think that the signage on this Portable Honey Bucket

looks anything like this?

You do have to admit that the “Just Wash Your Hands” part could pose a challenge…. And as for proper seat placement protocol (Up, Down, Whatever)?  Beyond my paygrade.

I’m Rubber and You’re Glue

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The Democrats attempts to ‘bork’ Judge Kavanaugh has added a new metaphor to the political lexicon – Getting a Dose of Kavanaugh.  It’s a mashup of “Getting a dose of your own medicine” and “I’m rubber and you’re glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.”  Michael Ramirez paints the picture….so to speak.

 

A Word About ‘Da Nang’ Richard Blumenthal’s Kavanaugh Vote

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As reported by The Daily Caller, President Trump had this to say about ‘Da Nang’ Richard’s vote against Brett Kavanaugh confirmation to the Supreme Court.

“Look at Blumenthal. Lied about Vietnam for 15 years, and he said he was a war hero,” Trump said. “He said he was Da Nang Richard.”

The president continued, “He says we need honesty and we need integrity. This guy lied. When he was the attorney general of Connecticut, he lied. I do not mean a little bit.”

Trump appeared to have referenced Blumenthal’s question to Judge Brett Kavanaugh during a hearing on decades-old sexual allegations against the Supreme Court nominee. “The core of why we are here today really is credibility,” the Senator said in his opening remarks.

“Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus is a Latin phrase meaning “false in one thing, false in everything.” At common law, it is the legal principle that a witness who testifies falsely about one matter is not credible to testify about any matter.”