This could be the best gift ever for that Trump Deranged liberal in your family.
ScienceDiet – Plain Vanilla Political Edition
Beto “Plain Vanilla” O’Rourke. You could, but why would you?
ScienceDiet – You Could, But Why Would You?
Elizabeth Warren Discovers Photographic Proof Of Her Heritage
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Meanwhil In Canada – Turning Over A New Leaf, Eh?
Looks like the old Maple Leaf got kicked to the curb with Granny’s Chesterfield. True. Eh? We should grab a Two-four and a couple of Mickeys and Wake some Irish. Eh? Eh.
Stormy Daniels Halloween Mask Outperforms Donald Trump Mask
In a head to head competition, Stormy Daniels Wins this year’s Halloween Mask Stakes Championship by a nose. Donald Trump comes in a strong second to Place, while Hillary Clinton falters on the backstretch for a weak Show.
“Rushing” Toward The U.S. Border
AP reports, “Caravan migrants break Guatemala border fence, rush Mexico.” ‘Rushing Mexico‘? Well, I suppose. However, that choice of a word typically has more of a “sporting flavor” rather than the out and out assault or invasion that it actually is. One can always count on the AP for PC-Politically Correct reporting. Like Mike Rowe says, “It’s a Dirty Job, that someone has to do.” And do it, the AP does. No sense in using a WORD like attack, charge, invade, assail, storm, or maybe assault when little old rush would do.
Migrants traveling in a mass caravan burst through a Guatemalan border fence and streamed by the thousands toward Mexican territory on Friday, defying Mexican authorities’ entreaties for an orderly crossing and U.S. President Donald Trump’s threats of retaliation.
On the Mexican side of a border bridge, they were met by a phalanx of police with riot shields. About 50 managed to push their way through before officers unleashed pepper spray and the rest retreated.
The gates were closed again, and police used a loudspeaker to address the masses, saying, “We need you to stop the aggression.”
She’s An Anteater
She only come out at night, the lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I’ve seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she’s sitting with you, but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see what you think you’re getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money’s the matter
If you’re in it for love, you ain’t gonna get too far
[Chorus]
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out, boy, she’ll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes) She’s a maneater
[Verse 2]
I wouldn’t if I were you, I know what she can do
She’s deadly, man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart























