Give me one of these babies fitted out with a Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor and “Doc” Emmett Brown’s flux capacitor… and I’m outta here.

Give me one of these babies fitted out with a Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor and “Doc” Emmett Brown’s flux capacitor… and I’m outta here.

David Bowie – “Space Oddity”

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Snow
Rode the three snowboys.
“Forward, the Snow Brigade!
Charge for the trees!” he said.
Into the valley of Snow
Rode the three snowboys,
And their trusty snow bears.
**Apologies to Lord Tennyson
The Charge of the Light Brigade
By Alfred, Lord Tennyson
I
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
Bernie “The Socialist Claws” Sanders and his Merry Imp, Alexandria, are coming for your stuff.
There’s a whole lotta Goats, Frogs, and Dead Birds going on. Not to mention the creepy little Porcelain-looking Heads.
The fisherman’s pretty lucky that the Grizzly settled for a just cap and a selfie, rather than a trophy fish and a bite off the guy’s ass.