Someone’s Sick And Tired Of Winter
Winter solstice 2018 in Northern Hemisphere will be at 4:23 PM on Friday, December 21st.
Grizzly Photobombs Fisherman
The fisherman’s pretty lucky that the Grizzly settled for a just cap and a selfie, rather than a trophy fish and a bite off the guy’s ass.
PC Police Nab Santa – Ho, Ho, Ho, No Mo’
Awww!! Evil Clown Dog
You could, but why would you?
This pups ‘owner/groomer’ better be keeping his Life Alert subscription paid up to date, because if he falls and can’t get up… Well, he’s guaranteed to be toast. Err… call him Kibbles ‘n Bits, instead.
Holiday Bud
Led Zeppelin – “Dazed and Confused”
https://youtu.be/-rmtJ6-EY1E
Dear Santa… You ‘Effing Nudge
Thanks Anon in MT
Elf On The Shelf – Rotisserized
The cute is way past it’s ‘shelf’ life with this one…
Gonna Beat You Like A Red-headed Stepchild
Or maybe not so much…
That little ‘sweat flick’ though, will get you stomped by six sweaty bovine types the next time you step into a dark alley. Red-heads have a defective “enough is enough” gene that will soon cause their extinction, according to certain peer reviewed studies.
Starbucks Needs New Christmas Cookies
Starbucks Polar Bear cookies miss the ‘Virtue Signaling‘ mark on both Christmas and AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather).
