The lack of Erik Wemple’s capacity for critical thinking is jaw-dropping. He cheers FakeNews CNN and FakeNews MSNBC for ditching a Sarah Sanders White House Briefing that “included national security adviser John Bolton, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and National Economic Council Director Larry Kudlow.” Discussing Venezuela. A revolution, or coup, in our Western Hemisphere. Affecting all of us. Smart. That certainly seems like a smart choice, Erik. Let’s dig Michael Avenatti out of whatever hole he’s crawled into and put him on another hundred times.
The utter irony of Wemple saying both MSNBC and CNN defended their airwaves from the often bogus Trump Official pronouncements is delusional. Aren't these are the same two networks that had Michael Avenatti on 108 times (CNN 65 times & MSNBC 43 times) between March 7 and May 10.
“Cold” is a relative term. Use the handy list below to overcome the confusion. Degrees (Fahrenheit). More “Cold Jokes” found here. Canadians, eh? get honorable mention throughout.
65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens. Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
60 above zero: Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth. You can see your breath.
40 above zero: Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open. Italian cars don’t start. Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts. Minnesotans go swimming.
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
25 above zero: Ohio water freezes. Californians weep pitiably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming, eh?
20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens. Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt. Maritimers put on a T-shirt. Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. British cars don’t start. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation further South.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold. Toronto water freezes. Vancouverites weep pitiably. Manitobans eat ice cream on the patio. Maritimers go swimming.
10 above zero: You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 above zero: You can hear your breath. Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. Montreal water freezes.
Zero: Miami residents cease to exist. Minnesotans close the windows. Alaskans put on T-shirts.
5 below zero: French cars don’t start. You plan a vacation in Mexico. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage. Too cold to ski. Manitobans do up the top button. German cars don’t start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
15 below zero: You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.
20 below zero: Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don’t start.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door. American cars don’t start. Yukoners put on T-shirts. Too cold to skate.
30 below zero: German cars don’t start. Swedish cars don’t start.
40 below zero: Washington, D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors. Ottawans shovel snow off roof. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South.
50 below zero: Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going. Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window
60 below zero: You plan a two week hot bath (if you could only thaw the water). The St Lawrence freezes over.
For the WIN last week at the National Spelling Bee competition….
Moderator: Your word is HYPOCRISY. An example of a hypocrite is a person who says they care about the environment, but are constantly littering. Hypocrisy.
Haiti’s capital city doesn’t have a sewer system. Instead, so-called nightsoil, or human excrement, is largely removed by hand by workers who toil at night under cover of darkness.
Port-au-Prince, Haiti, is one of the largest cities in the world without a central sewage system. Most of the more than 3 million residents use outhouses and rely on workers with some of the worst jobs in the world, hauling away human excrement by hand one bucket at a time. The men are called bayakou, and they work in the dark by candlelight.
**I did a little “Recycling” here because the Toxic Surfer Meme was most excellent.
Curious that even the “Google” has no current information on the status of ‘Notorious RBG’s’ health. It’s as if…. Well, not talking about her will give the Democrats enough time to Impeach Donald Trump so they can say, “An Impeached President can’t nominate a Supreme Court Justice…” Do ya think?
‘Refrigerator Warrior‘ Nathan Phillips has lost one of the last bastions of virtue signalling adherents. The Gateway Pundit reports, “Roger Foys, the Bishop of Covington finally apologized to Nick Sandmann and other Covington students who were smeared with an edited video after initially condemning the teens.”
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and FakeNews MSNBC for ditching a Sarah Sanders White House Briefing that “included national security adviser John Bolton, Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and National Economic Council Director Larry Kudlow.” Discussing Venezuela. A revolution, or coup, in our Western Hemisphere. Affecting all of us. Smart. That certainly seems like a smart choice, Erik. Let’s dig Michael Avenatti out of whatever hole he’s crawled into and put him on another hundred times.
